![]() Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein Life as pool table, White is focus, Others, targets. Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo see also Cat, Olympic & Sports Sections Acapulco Waterfront Property Beach Drag Cathletic Flooded Pool Land Surfing Miss Beautiful Spine Miss Chernobyl 2004 Moscow Beach My Last Swim In The Ocean New Brunswick Swimming Pools Newfie Swimming Pool Parallel Diver Polar Bear Swim Pool Pool Powerplant Swimsuit Models Redneck Inground Swimming Pool Redneck Swimming Pools River Crossing Safe Swimming Stadium Pool Summer Headstand Swim Fingers Swim-In Swim-In Bedroom Swimming Helmet Swimming in the Dead Sea Swimming Pool For Sale - House Not Included Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Synchronized Swimming Dogs The Devil’s Swimming Pool Water Aerobics Zombies Can’t Swim |
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