Cat Swimming at the Olympics

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen