Newfie Pizza Order
It all depends on how you cut it
A Newfie ordered a pizza.
The clerk asked if he should cut it into six or twelve pieces.
“Six, please,” replied the Newfie. “I could never eat twelve pieces.”
Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large, and
None of it is for you. - Unknown
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke
Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson
I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
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