Wooden Boat by Master Carver

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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18-Jan-2020