A customer was served by a Chinese waiter in a Jewish restaurant. The waiter not only made suggestions about the menu, but also took the final order all in the Hebrew language.
After dinner, the customer asked for the proprietor and said to him, “It’s wonderful that you have a Chinese waiter who speaks Hebrew.”
Whispered the restaurant owner, “Speak quietly - he thinks we are teaching him English.”
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