A speaker delivered an interminably long speech and after he was done, one of his listeners worked up the courage to mention it by saying, “That was a very long speech.”
“Well,” said the speaker,” there was no clock in the room, so I couldn’t check
the time I was taking.”
“Ah,” said the other, “but there was a calendar on the wall.”
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