[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]
1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic
and the rest
of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station
those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it...
LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden
Robin Williams Quotes
Always Use Your Mirrors
Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck
Bonsai Fruit Tree
What's Holding You Back?
Final Exams In North Korea
'Outside The Box' Juggler
Sun Skin Tone
I Think I'll Just Go Around
People Of The River