Robin William’s Peace Plan

How the U.S. will become self-sufficient & energy wise

or is this  just a Hoax?

[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]

1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.

2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.

6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it... or LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”


QuotaBills
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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01-Oct-2020