[I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan...]
1.) The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic
and the rest
of those “good ole boys,” We will never “interfere” again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station
those troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would
never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11
5.) No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
6.) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to
cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil. If they don’t like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to
sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites
would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
“interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the
army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don’t need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH... learn it...
LEAVE... Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your poor, your tired, your
huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You want a piece of me?”
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin
My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin
It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard
Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown
Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda
I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank
Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower
When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown
The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Robin Williams Quotes
Second Hand Work
Ostrich Fill Up
Reach For Your Dreams
Jeopardy Measuring Cup
All We Have To Do Is Stand Up
Chinese Puzzle Car
Always Give 100% At Work
My Toaster Is Broken
The Bugs Are Bad This Year