TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Throwing money down the drain?

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. - Milton Berle

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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29-Jan-2020