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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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God Darts
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Moses As A Lifeguard
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Sundae Sermon
Truth Decay
Uplifting Church
Youth Pastor’s Last Speech

 

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02-Jun-2020