The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. - WC Fields
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison
People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie
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