The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton see also Food Section Alternate Uses For Brand Name Products Cutting Off Board Duck Tomato Italian Chef Memorial Long Noodles Mexican Jews Nostril Growth Reasons to Stop Dieting Special Southernisms Texas Chili Taster The 1500s Three Tomatoes Tomato IV Tomato Treat Truly Tasteless Veggie |
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