The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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