The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.
Spilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
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