A new, young MD was doing his residency in gynecology. He was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To conceal his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman see also Doctor & Music Sections Acceptable Doctors Sign Colon Celery Colorectal Exam For Dogs Colorectal Surgeon Praise Congressional Limerick Constipated Mathematician Dog Proctologist Fart Facts First Proctologist Exam (PG) German Flatulence Control Japanese Diving Platform Menopause Sucks Proctologist Call Proctologist’s Second-Hand Prescription Psychiatrist’s Patient Advice |
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