A new, young MD was doing his residency in gynecology. He was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To conceal his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
A middle aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him.
He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, “I’m sorry. Was I tickling you?”
She replied, “No Doctor, but the song you were whistling was ‘I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.’ ”
Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
The sexual act was never constipated. - Archie Bunker
A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
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