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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

The ablest lawyers are always associated with the biggest fees. - Clarence Darrow

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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26-May-2020