![]() All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser see also Government & Politics Sections Bill & Hillary in 2009: Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set America’s Moment of Truth Bucket of Hillary Da Queen Donald Trump White House First Dog Hillarius Trump Hillary’s First Night As President Redneck Politician Vote For Me |
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