![]() Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom see also Nationality & Police Sections Infringement Notice - New Zealand Cracker (Part A) |
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