![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com As a rule man is a fool, When it's hot he wants it cool, When it's cool he wants it hot, Always wanting what is not. - Unknown Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com How Rednecks keep their cool Redneck Air Conditioner Redneck Windshield Defroster |
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