It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because there aren’t too many things out there with bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth. ![]() ![]() A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain see also Cat, Fishing & Illusion Sections “2 For 1” Fishing Cat Fish Basket Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Catch Of The Century Fish Eyes Fish Face Fish Farm Fishing in Florida Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher |
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