It fears only one thing - pianos. Simply because there aren’t too many things out there with bigger, whiter, sharper and more numerous teeth. ![]() ![]() International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings. - Kurt Cobain There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell see also Cat, Fishing & Illusion Sections “2 For 1” Fishing Cat Fish Basket Catch of the Day Catfish Bites Off More Than It Can Chew CaughtFish Fish Catch Of The Century Fish Eyes Fish Face Fish Farm Fishing in Florida Frozen Fish Leg Art Memory Fish Redneck Bass Boat Redneck Trophy Fish Siamese Pike Twins Smoked Fish Poacher |
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