Redneck Teeter Totter

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Redneck Teeter Totter

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To play it safe is not to play. - Robert Altman

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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20-Feb-2020