Redneck Teeter Totter

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Redneck Teeter Totter

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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05-Aug-2020