Redneck Teeter Totter

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Redneck Teeter Totter

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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28-May-2020