Near Frankenmuth, Michigan, there’s a large German-speaking, Lutheran population.
A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.”
The man shouted back, “I’m from Washington D.C. and I’m up here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan - I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
The farmer replied, “Use both hands; you’ll get more water that way.”
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Arthur Conan Doyle
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
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