![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall Can grave and formal pass for wise, When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb The grave's a fine and private place, But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55 You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey see also Tombstone Section Tombstone Epitaphs Acapulco Waterfront Property Donald Trump Pinata Mexican Fire Extinguisher Mexican Lion Mexican Plan to Get Through Trump’s Wall Mexico Electric Mexico Is A Huge Country Miracle Birth on Cabin Bench Sinko de Mayo Why God Sends Rain To Mexico But Not The Middle East |
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