Mexico Gravestones

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

If you like to seek revenge, dig a grave for two. - Jewish Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The empty grave does not do anything to us. You need to meet the Risen One. - Alex Harten

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave. - Joan Crawford

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey