Texas Outhouse Art

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Some of the prettiest outhouses in Texas were on display at the
“Thunderbox Road” art exhibit, Menger Hotel, San Antonio, Texas,
during the San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo. 12 full-sized
“Thunderboxes” (outhouses) were painted and decorated in true
Texas style. Sonja Howle with the Thunderbox Road exhibit says,
“It was created to pay tribute and showcase the talent we have in the
Hill Country artists.” After their tour, the outhouses were auctioned off
to benefit medical research and the Western Art Museum in Kerrville.

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My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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24-May-2020