Texas Outhouse Art

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

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The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide