Texas Outhouse Art

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso