Rules For The Cat

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

It has been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have made it a rule never to be with a person ten minutes without trying to make him happier. - Unknown

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen