Handicap Parking

Stress in the mall parking lot

Trying to help drivers find a parking space



Today I went to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a
driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a
handicap parking space that was open and available.
Handicap Parking Sign

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said,
“I’m not handicapped!”

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! “Oh, I’m sorry,” I said.
“I saw your Obama bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you
suffered from some sort of mental disorder.”

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.
Boy! Some people don’t appreciate it when you’re just
trying to help them out!


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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Every person with a disability is an individual. - Itzhak Perlman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I'm not an advocate for disability issues. Human issues are what interest me. - Aimee Mullins

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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28-Feb-2020