A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli
I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev
The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli
I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan
I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin
It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt
It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
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