A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani
There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright
We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins
There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin
If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI
Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold
It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush
We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama
A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani
There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
You can conquer the city, the nation, the world, but until you can conquer your spirit, you're a loser. - Unknown
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe
Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson
We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
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