Hidden Pastry

Jew almost swallows his pride

Magic trick in the bakery shop


A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”

The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”

He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”

The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”


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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

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What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

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Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

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A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

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24-Jun-2021