A Jew and an Arab go into a Jerusalem bakery. The Arab steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see anything!”
The Jew says to the Arab, “I’m going to show you there’s nobody better than a Jew.”
He goes up to the owner and says, “Give me a pastry and I’ll show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The Jew swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one. Then the Jew asks for another one, and swallows it just the same.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and says, “What did you do with the pastry?”
The Jew answers, “Look in the Arab’s pocket.”
Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman
Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker
A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson
Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys
New York, the nation's thyroid gland. - Christopher Morley
Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris
The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev
The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell
True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.
If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown
There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep
Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard
Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
If I were God and I were trying to create a nation that would get up the nostrils of the Englishman, I would create the French. - Julian Barnes
Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un
Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy
The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
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