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Would you like to join ...

The Agoraphobics Society?
Only if they meet at my house.

The Anti-Perspirant club?
Sure.

The Arafat club?
Yessir.

The Co-Dependence Club?
Can I bring a friend?

The Compulsive Rhymers club?
Okey-dokey.

The Ebert movie club?
Roger.

The Ford-Nixon club?
Pardon me?

The German Philosophy club?
I. Kant.

The Groucho Marx club?
You bet your life.

The Japanese Theater club?
Noh.

The Peter Pan club?
Never. Never.

The Prayer Group?
God willing!

The Procrastinators club?
Maybe next week.

The Quarterback club?
I’ll pass.

The Self-Esteem Builders?
No - they probably would not accept me anyway.

The Spanish Optometrists club?
Si.

The Yoko club?
Oh no.


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10-Aug-2022