![]() Dog waste disposal (aka Pooper Scoopers) Disposal bags for Dogs and their owners Chaste makes waste. - Unknown Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Every dog has his day. - Unknown Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill I wasted time; now time doth waste me. - William Shakespeare My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown Be a good person but don't waste time trying to prove it. - Unknown I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath; They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash The Perfect Dog Unless Your Dog Can Do This |
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