![]() Dog waste disposal (aka Pooper Scoopers) Disposal bags for Dogs and their owners Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them. - Unknown I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. - C S Lewis Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. - Kurt Cobain My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck The Perfect Dog Unless Your Dog Can Do This |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
|