![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Double parking is illegally parking next to another vehicle that is properly parked in a stall or on the street. When you park this way, you prevent drivers from leaving their parking spaces and stall the flow of traffic. Karma will get you in the end! My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright see also Car, Dubm & Safety Sections Apartment Parking Caber Toss: Careful Where You Park Canadian Parking Cellophane Parking Circle Parking Close Call Parking Downer Parking Expired Parking Ferrari Park Firemen’s Revenge German Car Parkade Handicap Motorcyclist Handicap Parking Karma Bite Karma Towing New Parking Spot For Women Newfie Parking Parking Justice Privileged Corvette Parking Redneck Parking Brake Scratch-Off Parking Tickets Underground Parking Very Smart Car Wall Parkade |
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