Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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Dodgy Coppers
New Speed Trap
Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit
Radar Speed Check
School Speed Limit
Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft
Speed Limit Warning
Speeding Excuse
Spotted Spotters
Taxing Speed Limit
Texas Speed Camera
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Underwater Radar Trap
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28-Oct-2020