Summer Speeding Ticket

School opening getting a little too close for comfort?



Summer should get a speeding ticket school sign

Spotting speeders on school campus

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Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - James Quin

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In the depths of midwinter I finally learned there was an invisible summer. - Albert Camus

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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Dodgy Coppers
New Speed Trap
Oklahoma’s New Posted Speed Limit
Radar Speed Check
School Speed Limit
Speed Limit Enforced by Attack Aircraft
Speed Limit Warning
Speeding Excuse
Spotted Spotters
Taxing Speed Limit
Texas Speed Camera
Toll Booth Speed Limit
Underwater Radar Trap
Where Nobody Speeds

 

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24-Jun-2021