Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - Charles E Montague

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

He everywhere sought excuses for stirring up war. - Livy

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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30-May-2020