Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

War hath no fury like a non-combatant. - C.E. Montague

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Don't win a battle and lose the war. - Unknown

If we don't end war, war will end us. - H G Wells

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

He's talking another war, an old war, ya know, 1812, the one between the states. - Archie Bunker

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde


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22-Feb-2020