Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

How is it possible to have a civil war? - George Carlin

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - Desiderius Erasmus

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. - Oscar Wilde

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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20-Oct-2020