Anti-War Protest Rally

Translation gone wrong



A group of Syrians decided to hold an anti-American rally. Since they couldn’t read and write English for their protest signs, they found an English speaker to “translate” their anti-American slogans for them. They apparently made the mistake of asking the wrong guy to help them and he took matters into his own hands...


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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war. - Winston Churchill

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

You furnish the pictures. I'll furnish the war. - William Randolph Hearst

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. - Carl Sandburg

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. - John F Kennedy

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

If it weren't for the Japanese and Germans, we wouldn't have any good war movies. - Stanley Ross

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

In July of 2004, I came out strongly against the war with Iraq because it was going to destabilize the Middle East. - Donald Trump

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I couldn’t be dafter,
But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after. - Ogden Nash


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03-Jul-2022