Christmas Pizza for King Wenceslas

Pizza fit for a King


Good King Wenceslas rings up a local pizza restaurant to order a pizza.

“Certainly your majesty,” says the manager. “Will it be your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?”


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Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino's box. - P.J. O'Rourke

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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07-Jul-2022