Signs of Christmas Everywhere
What’s your sign?

Bridal boutique:  “Marry Christmas.”

Department store:  “Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd.”

Jewelry store:  “Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000.”

Outside a Church:  “The original Christmas Club.”

Reducing salon:  “24 Shaping Days until Christmas.”

Stationery store:  “For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due.”

Toy Store:  “Ho, ho, ho spoken here.”





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08-Aug-2020