A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
“What denomination?” asked the clerk.
“Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?” said the woman. “Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic.”
see also
Christmas Section
|  Redneck Beer Stacker
|  Hot Summer Days
|  mIndians
|  Mouthful Of Information
|  Happy Face Sandwich
|  Senior Eye Exam
|  Chubby Free
|  Pirrows
|  Young Rock Star
|  Restored Beauty
|  Powerplant Swimsuit Models
|  Watermelon Cake
|  Sharkini
|  Julyed
|  Filet Minion
|  Better Singer
|  Texas Basketball
|  Grow Food, Not Lawns
|  Nut Salesman
|  Long Yellow Things
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