Consider the following:
You never actually see Santa, only his “assistants” ...
Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire ...
Santa doesn’t really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he’s the one who everybody credits with the work ...
Santa doesn’t work anywhere near a 40 hour week ...
Santa travels a lot.
Conclusion: Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!
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