‘Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso see also Christmas & Diet Sections Aussie Night Before Christmas Aviator’s Night Before Christmas Biker’s Night Before Christmas Bronx Night Before Christmas Contract Spec Writer’s Night Before Christmas Genealogist’s Night Before Christmas Ghetto Night Before Christmas Hanukkah Night Before Christmas Italian Night Before Christmas Jewish-Chinese Night before Christmas Legal Speak Night Before Christmas Networkologist’s Night Before Christmas Politically Correct Night Before Christmas Redneck Night Before Christmas Scientist’s Night Before Christmas Spanish Night Before Christmas Star Trek ‘Next Generation’ Night Before Christmas Star Wars Christmas Texas Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas |
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