Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.
Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister, “Well, you just ask Mom. She’ll tell you it’s much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel!”
see also
Christmas Section
|  Redneck Beer Stacker
|  Hot Summer Days
|  mIndians
|  Mouthful Of Information
|  Happy Face Sandwich
|  Senior Eye Exam
|  Chubby Free
|  Pirrows
|  Young Rock Star
|  Restored Beauty
|  Powerplant Swimsuit Models
|  Watermelon Cake
|  Sharkini
|  Julyed
|  Filet Minion
|  Better Singer
|  Texas Basketball
|  Grow Food, Not Lawns
|  Nut Salesman
|  Long Yellow Things
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