Santa’s On Strike This Year

Delivery of Christmas presents comes to a halt



When Santa Goes On Strike

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple


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26-Sep-2020