Santa’s On Strike This Year

Delivery of Christmas presents comes to a halt



When Santa Goes On Strike

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Unaccompanied: The orchestra is on strike - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax. - Mark Black

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. - Chinese Proverb

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

There is always going to be a little something wrong with you. Relax and live through that. - Unknown

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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04-Jul-2022