Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope.  Arab Proverb Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake.  Bern Williams When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.  African Saying If you see a snake, just kill it  don't appoint a committee on snakes.  H. Ross Perot Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.  WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.  Leonardo da Vinci Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  WC Fields I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas.  Frank McCourt Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm  Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In  I’m Hungry Long Snake My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag NotSoQuiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand  Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy  How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro  Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet 
