Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Math research is more like a marathon.  Terence Tao Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics  Daffynitions joeks.com Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake.  Bern Williams When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length.  African Saying Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.  Leonardo da Vinci Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  WC Fields For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas.  Frank McCourt Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  Daffynitions joeks.com I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm  Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! Let Me In  I’m Hungry Long Snake My Dad Works With Snakes New Arizona State Flag NotSoQuiet Hunter’s Son Only In Thailand  Time To Clean The Pet Snake Rattlesnake Outhouse Sinus Remedy  How To Clear Out Your Nostrils Snake Bite Snake Leather Snake Map Snake Noodling Snakenophobia Tennessee Pro  Safety Tips for Dummies They Found Your Balls Wabbits Why I Was Late For Work Workplace Hazards in Tasmania Yellow Pet 
