Noah’s Ark lands after The Flood and Noah releases all the animals, saying, “Go forth and multiply.” Even snakes are afraid of snakes.  Steven Wright Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas.  Albert Einstein Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers  Daffynitions joeks.com It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.  Robin Williams Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake.  Bern Williams In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann If you see a snake, just kill it  don't appoint a committee on snakes.  H. Ross Perot Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.  WC Fields Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.  Leonardo da Vinci Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.  WC Fields If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas.  Frank McCourt Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi.  William L Schaaf A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.  Daffynitions joeks.com I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also Snake Section Anaconda Attack Manual  Be Prepared! Australian Sheep Farm  Herding Down Under “BIG” Texas Rattlesnake Blind Bunny Confined Space Teamwork in Africa Copperhead Tree Empty Birdhouse Fast Food in Beijing Fishing Trip With Jack Green Garden Grass Snakes Can Be Dangerous Heavy Meal Deal Hand Painting Par Excellence Huge Dead Snake IRS Toothpaste Leaping Lizards! 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