Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats – with lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!” Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader’s reach. “How do you know what I’m getting for Christmas?” Luke yelled at him. Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare and said, “The force is with me... I felt your presents.” see also   Christmas  &   Space  Sections Aussie Night Before Christmas Aviator’s Night Before Christmas Biker’s Night Before Christmas Bronx Night Before Christmas Contract Spec Writer’s Night Before Christmas Dieter’s Night Before Christmas Genealogist’s Night Before Christmas Ghetto Night Before Christmas Hanukkah Night Before Christmas Italian Night Before Christmas Jewish-Chinese Night before Christmas Legal Speak Night Before Christmas Networkologist’s Night Before Christmas Politically Correct Night Before Christmas Redneck Night Before Christmas Scientist’s Night Before Christmas Spanish Night Before Christmas Star Trek ‘Next Generation’ Night Before Christmas Texas Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Internet Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas   Astronomy Perspective Wolf Chase Coffee Caricature The Working Man North of Somewhere Salmon Bikini Mexican Phys Ed Classes Parasite Trivia Plug Puller Steamworks Bathroom Another Repost Pipeline Protesters Bread Gloves Winterpeg Warm Pen Sale Not Soda Bottle Boat Raccoon Rock Cement Truck Lane Air Wakanda Birthday Bonus

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