Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190°F. ![]() Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti For all that has been - thanks. For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci see also Thanksgiving, Turkey & Weather Sections Bacon Turkey Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all! How To Cook A Turkey Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Turkey Shoot Run, Turkey, Run! Thanksgiving Harvest Time Thanksgiving Joe-ks 4U Thanksgiving Thoughts Too Much Turkey Turkey Recipe Turkey Wants You To Eat Pork! ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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