An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The chance to love and be loved exists no matter where you are. - Oprah Winfrey

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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02-Mar-2021