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I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Absence, and a friendly neighbor, washeth away love. - English Proverb

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
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13-Aug-2020