An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

If we love still those whom we lose, can we altogether lose those whom we love? - Thackery

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

Love is what happens when two hearts find their happy place right beside each other. - Unknown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer


see also   Relationship  Section
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Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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21-Sep-2021