An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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07-Dec-2019