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I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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Locks Of Love
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Love - Hate Attitude
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19-Jan-2020