An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
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Love Thy Neighbour
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Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
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28-Jan-2022