An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

I'm tired of praise; and love is very sweet, when it is simple and sincere like this. - Louisa May Alcott

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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06-Jul-2022