An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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26-Jan-2020