An In-fluential Love Story

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop


I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,
The Flu

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work!


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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

When love is your greatest weakness, you will be the strongest person in the world. - Garman Wold

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage. - Albert Camus

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


see also   Relationship  Section
A Mother’s Love
Bare Bones Love
Biker Love
Bulge That All Women Love
Cat Love
Crocodial Love
Digital Love
Falling In Love
Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows
I Love Dad
I Love New Recipes
Letter From A Loving Son
Locks Of Love
Love Bike
Love Dress
Love - Hate Attitude
Love Lost
Love Not Knot
Love Thy Neighbour
Mink Love
Modern Love Affair
Never Stop Sign
Perfectly Groomed Love Rug
Redneck Love Poem
Soured Love
Tough Love
Why I Love Saskatchewan
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01-Dec-2020