Antidote For Santa’s Milk

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Poison in Santa's milk

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety. - Jack Nicklaus

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

This anecdote (antidote) you give, how ya supposed to take it? - Archie Bunker

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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12-May-2021