Feel Like a Christmas Fruitcake?

When your shrink doesn’t even like you



Feeling Like A Fruitcake

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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21-Apr-2021