New Dog Breeds

Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end Bull Terrier + Shitzu ... Oh, never mind... QuotaBills Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller Legalism always breeds compliance over purpose. - Ravi Zacharias He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also   Dog  Section Dog Named “Salesman” Free Dog Thumbs Up Dog Wedding Dress Dog Train   Peckish Awesome 'P' Door Snake Shortener Scientific Driving Test Fire Engine First Impressions On Its Last Legs Fire Truck Living In A Bubble Underwater Smoking Burger Sale PLZSTOP Fawn Of You Baby's Off Day Trucks with 'Down' Syndrome Swimming in the Dead Sea Why Wear A Safety Helmet? It's Making This Weird Noise Awkward German Emergency Road Share

07-Aug-2020