New Dog Breeds

Looking for an abstract dog or one true to the end?


Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu ... Oh, never mind...


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Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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23-Feb-2020