Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel +
English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever +
Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu ...
Oh, never mind...
Every dog has his day. - Unknown
Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash
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Thumbs Up Dog
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