New Dog Breeds

Looking for an abstract dog or one true to the end?


Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot

Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway

Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end

Bull Terrier + Shitzu ... Oh, never mind...


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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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02-Jun-2020