Collie + Lhasa Apso ... Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow ... Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter ... Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund ... Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso ... Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel +
English Springer Spaniel ... Irish Springer, a dog fresh
and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever +
Curly Coated Retriever ... Lab Coat Retriever, the choice
of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound ... Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
Terrier + Bulldog ... Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador ... Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer ... Moot Point, owned by... oh well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Malamute ... Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier ... Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu ...
Oh, never mind...
Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake
Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. - William Blake
Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
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Dog Named “Salesman”
Free Dog
Thumbs Up Dog
Wedding Dress Dog Train
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