A group of Canadians was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats’ milk was used. To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Canada, Goat & Travel Section Backpack or Goat Pack? Goat Power Goat Tree Goat Trick Here We Goat Again Laundry Goat Pink Pet |
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