A group of Canadians was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats’ milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, “What do you do in Canada with your older goats?”
A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours.”
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell
Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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