Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

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Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

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Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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20-Nov-2019