Dog Named “Salesman”

Making reservations for the best hunting dog


A keen sportsman spent the weekend at a hunting lodge and bagged a record number of birds with the help of a dog named “Salesman”.

The man was so impressed that when making his reservation for the following year, he specifically requested the services of the same dog.

“Too bad,” said the lodge manager. “Six months ago, some Moroff who was here kept calling the dog “Sales Manager” by mistake. Now all he does is sit on his tail and bark.”


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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Cream always rises to the top... so do good leaders. - John Paul Warren

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A person who is quietly confident makes the best leader. - Fred Wilson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

A bad leader can take a good staff and destroy it, causing the best employees to flee, and the remainder to lose all motivation. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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09-Apr-2020