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Blonde’s Year In Review
Blonde’s Diary – another frustrating year

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... “duh”... bottles won’t fit in a typewriter.

March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said “2-4 years!”

April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out.

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets.

June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated - they used their arms.

August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm... car swamped, because top was down.

September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C”... isn’t it?

October - Hate M&M’s... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.

December - Couldn’t call 911... “duh”... there’s no “eleven” button on the phone.


see also   Blonde,  Calendar  &  New Years  Sections

 

Off The Wall Biker

Buffalo Art

TitanoBoa

Secret Graduation Gift

Fish Fingers

I'll Be Right There

Redneck Sandals

Down Under Statue

Ventriloquist Isolation

Dr. Hedgehog

Flower Frame Heels

PEI Weather

Frankfurt Subway Entrance

Shopping With Your Husband

Where is Waldo?

Costco Beach Towel

Handwritting

July 4th Balloon

Maritime Treat

Redneck Wheelchair Stroller
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06-Jul-2022