January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... “duh”... bottles won’t fit in a typewriter.
March - Got excited... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months... box said “2-4 years!”
April - Trapped on escalator for hours... power went out.
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid... 8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing... couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition... learned later, other swimmers cheated - they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of car in rainstorm... car swamped, because top was
September - Lost a TV quiz show. The capital of California is “C”... isn’t it?
October - Hate M&M’s... they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn’t call 911... “duh”... there’s no
“eleven” button on the phone.
Blonde, Calendar & New Years Sections
Off The Wall Biker
Secret Graduation Gift
I'll Be Right There
Down Under Statue
Flower Frame Heels
Frankfurt Subway Entrance
Shopping With Your Husband
Where is Waldo?
Costco Beach Towel
July 4th Balloon
Redneck Wheelchair Stroller