Christmas Tree Top Pain

When it’s painful being on top of the Christmas Tree





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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances. - Julie Sorel

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain


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14-Dec-2019