Engineers gone mad! Asbestos Free Flocking for the Christmas tree Christmas lights not to exceed one candle power Christmas tree 'Dripline' and Limits of Present Placement Compliancy Standards for trees over 6'-0" Duct Tape needs a professional elf's approval Flame Retardant sprayed on the Christmas tree with scented pine aerosol Limits of Santa's landing strip on the chimney Load Bearing Christmas tree stand Presents wrapped in semi-gloss festive paper with adhesive clear strips Roof Live Loads - capable of supporting reindeer, loaded sleigh & an overweight man Roof Top holiday compliancy plans Runaway sleigh containment barrier - made from high strength bungee material Seismic Studies to ensure tree is placed in a geologically secure area Tree angel attached with H7 braces Wheelchair access to the fireplace ![]() Engineering with fabric. - Jean Muir Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey Don't make plans, make options. - Jennifer Aniston The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy The engineering is secondary to the vision. - Cynthia Ozick Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5. - Unknown I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. - Allen Saunders Never tell anyone your plans, show them your results instead. - Leonardo DiCaprio Make no little plans: They have no magic to stir men's blood. - Daniel H Burnham Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown Christmas in an Engineering company |
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