A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote, “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.” Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.” Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! “A cheerful heart is good medicine” (Proverbs 17:22) see also   Religious  Section All Dogs Go To Heaven An Evening Prayer Biblical Humour Church Sign Messages God Darts Leaving A Good Impression Moses As A Lifeguard Nun’s Bedpan Gas Prayer Request for Bob Sundae Sermon Uplifting Church Youth Pastor’s Last Speech   In Stock Guarantee King Salmon Meal Cowmodo Dragon Punctuation Matters Arm Chair Horse Hairstyle Dent Wizard Sole Casket Windscreen Spoon Fence Sitter New College Game Show Hands On Tree Road Shortcut Running Tears Swingers

22-Nov-2019