Redneck Church Sign

Church with a git-R-done attitude



Church sign git-r-done fer god

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The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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16-Oct-2021