![]() You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin Crowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton What a man does when he is taken off his guard is the best evidence for what sort of man he is. - C S Lewis A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork If I were a flower, humming bird would be my favourite bee And If I were blind, the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness. - George Sand see also Bird, Cat & Security Sections Aviary Apartments Bird Condo Camera Bird House Cherry Picker Christmas Birdhouse Empty Birdhouse Stealth Birdhouse |
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