Guarding The House

“Last one in will be a rotten egg!”



Cat waiting inside a bird house for birds to enter the bird house

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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24-Jan-2021