[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...]
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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