[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...] Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi see also Government, History & Politics Sections Hillary in 2007: Democrat Gift Bill & Hillary in 2009: Clinton Combo Kitchen Tool Set America’s Moment of Truth Bucket of Hillary Da Queen Donald Trump White House First Dog Happy Scary Halloween Hillarius Trump Hillary Hairstyle Redneck Politician Vote For Me |
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