[Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She
has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House.
She has waited several years for this...]
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that.”
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard
How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama
The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump
How can a President not be an actor? - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep. - George Stephanopolous
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle
Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama
The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare
I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump
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